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Legendary Lies

Chat Log
Uugy Uugy : Hey Aarnd, why don't you take one of them potted baconweeds and put it by the door. Would spruce up the place all nice like.
Aarnd Aarnd : NOPE NOT DOIN' THAT
Aarnd Aarnd : I got no wishes need fullfillin', Uugy.You know the stories, 'bout the Baconweed Fairy.
Uugy Uugy : Oh come now Aarnd. No Bacoonweed Fairy's gonna show just 'cause you put a plant by the door just 'cause you put a plant by the door.
Aarnd Aarnd : "A baconweed by the back door / Grants three wishes or more. / A simple gift bequeathed / Three wishes for your teeth
Flux Flux : What's this about the Baconweed Fairy? We've got some wishes... Three packages to get delivered!
Aarnd Aarnd : In exchange for all your teeth, the beautiful, gracious Baconweed Fairy grants three wishes.
Uugy Uugy : Aarnd that ain't real! A tale from when we were sprouts, just a metaphor for the cost of fulfillin' dreams!
Aarnd Aarnd : It's real, Uugy! Old Jaarnal done it. And he's got no teeth in his head, last time i saw.
File:JuiceBox.png JuiceBox : We'll happily exchange all of Flux's teeth to finish our delivery.
Aarnd Aarnd :
Aarnd Aarnd : Look Flux, you've been a right help around here but the Baconweed Fairy ain't somethin' you should mess with.
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